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BLA BHEINN (part 2) Sgurr Nan Each

In Part 1 of the MountaineeringBears Bla Bheinn adventure the team successfully climbed Garbh Bheinn and have set up camp on a nearby bealach. We meet them here busy loading up with snacks and drinks as they prepare for next stage of the Bla Bheinn traverse. Garbh Bheinn to Sgurr Nan Each.

The day starts with a traverses below the summit of Garbh Bheinn. The path is narrow and loose with a steep drop! Take care Mountaineering Bears

The day seems much colder than forecast! The rocks on the exposed ridge are slippery! ‘We didn’t expect ice’ cried the Mountaineering Bears.

Thick cloud covered the lower slopes but the team are above the clouds in bright sunshine. They marvel to see their reflections in the cloud encircled in a rainbow, a phenomenon called a Brocken Spectre.

The path ahead appears to drop off the edge of a cliff! LBB and Bosun are setting up rope anchors! I wonder what is happening!

The team abseil down the end of the ridge. Don’t forget to check your prusik’s and make a controlled descent reminds Munro.

Thats the easy part of the day done! From their new vantage point the team can see the challenge that lays ahead!

Oh no not scree again. Try not to dislodge stones on Mountaineering Bears below! Three steps up, slide back four. Will they ever reach the top!

The next part of the route was a spike of firm rock which made for some delightful scrambling after the scree. Lots of delicate little holds and intricate moves. Stay in balance mountaineering bears.

But as they made their way up the next slope the wind was getting up and it started snow. Lets put on some extra layers! We’ve got this Mountaineering Bears ( mutters expletives about weather forecasts!)

With the wind and the snow stinging their faces and ice clinging to their fur the Mountaineering Bears crossed the summit of Sgurr Nan Each without stopping.

At last they reach a flat col they can put up a shelter. A real group effort and every paw is needed to put up the tent in the wind.

With the tent providing shelter from the wind and snow team were able to snuggle up to and keep warm, while that sat out the storm. Part 3 of the adventure will have to wait for some better weather. .

Banana Split

Hanging out in a big green bunch,

Musing about raspberry sauce and ginger crunch;

A healthy option or lush dessert;

Ice cream, clotted cream, custard, yogurt!

Then came that sweet, sweet, sickly odour,

My dreaming days are almost over.

Someone’s off and it’s contagious,

I am barely yellow! This is outrageous!

With mush seeping through my split brown skin,

I think of all I might have been.

Instead, I’m consigned to cake, or worse, the bin,

Thanks for nothing Ethylene.

Bla Bheinn and Garbh Bheinn (part 1)

Welcome to Bear Lodge It is so wonderful to see so many Mountaineering Bears ready for the autumn adventure. Excitement is running high as the team catch up with old furriends and introduce themselves to new pals.

Big Ted wishes the team good luck. He adds his advice ‘prepare to be challenged but when the going gets tough remember you are surrounded by an amazing and supportive team!

All aboard the adventure bus as Mountaineering Bears head for the Isle of Skye. This autumn we will be climbing Bla Bheinn and surrounding mountains, starting with Gharb Bhein.

Oh just look at all those Mountaineering Bears climbing up the ridge. Hope everyfur has been keeping fit and well fed. Not too much puffing and panting yet.

Crossing the top of a beautiful gorge and waterfall! If you rock hop across you can keep your paws dry, but be careful not to slip, the force of the water is quite fierce and you don’t want to be swept over the edge.

Munro with help from Arthur teaches the new Mountaineering Bears how to read an ordnance survey map and use a compass bearing for navigation. An essential skill, for all mountaineers, so you won’t get lost when your phone battery goes flat or the gps system lets you down.

The rest of team are using their maps to identify all the summits along the Cuillin Ridge.

Excitement runs high as the ridge gets narrower and the terrain rockier! The experienced Mountaineering. Bears can’t wait to get their paws of rock. The first time Mountaineering Bears wonder if it is actually possible to climb the slopes ahead.

The first pinnacle and everyfur finds their own preferred style to climb over it! Remember 3 paw points of contact and be wary of loose rock and paw holds.

Irwin, Dinker and Florence are relieved when Munro ties them onto the safety rope and Arthur points out useful paw holds.

Some of the climbing is awkward rather than technical, some interesting and challenging positions nonetheless the less.

No matter which way you tackle this bit, there is a gap that has to be jumped.

The exposure is awesome but teamwork will see every-fur safely across this narrow, steep arete.

Beinnenia shares some scrambling tips and Irwin and Dinker are developing their climbing skills

The summit is in sight!

Raising the Mountaineering Bears flag on the summit of Gharbh Bheinn! Hoorah for us shout the Mountaineering Bears!

Stay focused team! It is not over until every fur is safely down

Slipping sliding, cursing and hollering all the way down the screen slope!

The first part of the Bla Bheinn adventure comes to a close as the mountaineering bear set up camp in the mountains and prepare to sleep beneath the stars.

Ice Climbing Expedition

Bear Lodge has arranged for an Ice Climbing expedition in the Southern Highlands of Scotland. The Bear Lodge instructors have identified an undocumented ice climbing line on the face Beinn Dorainn which looked perfect for the #MountaineeringBears to expand their ice climbing skills.

A team, comprising of some of the most experienced #MountaineeringBears and some new but very talented climbers spent the night in the Bear Lodge bothy and early the next day were ready for the challenge ahead

The team:- Emma, Likkle Bear, Bloo Squid, The Swiss Piper Bears, Sebastian, LBB, Bosun, Jerry, Bernee, Wolfie and me Munro.

Our wise principal Big Ted has some words of advice for the eager furs as he wishes them well on their adventure. Remember, when Ice Climbing, it is not all about brute strength but it is your technique, focus and balance, and your ability to work as a team that will lead to success.

The team set out from the Bothy, across the mountains towards Beinn Dorain.
Shielding their eyes from the bright winter sunshine, and wearing snowshoes to traverse the deep snow Jerry leads the way, navigating across the glacial landscape
The terrain was complex and extensive. The team’s advanced map reading skills were put to the test in identifying the route to their climb.
After much up and down, they reached the base of Ben Dorain and could identify the climbing line they planned to take.

Lost in private thought as they contemplated the challenge ahead the furs were all secretly wondering if they had the stamina and skills for such a daring endeavour!

The approach slope was steep and long, they needed to use their ice axe and crampon for the ascent.
A small stream and refrozen snow melt had turned easy rocky slabs into a slippery icy challenge. Let the climbing begin they cried!
Bernee Little Piper Bear and Jerry volunteer to lead the first pitch whilst their pals belay them.

Above the easy slabs the mountaineering bears identify the line they were seeking. The beginning seems to be rock covered in a fine layer of ice, with more snow and ice patches above. The climbing becomes technical, but the whole team is excited as the volunteers lead the first pitch

New to winter climbing sebastian, Likkle Bear and Bloo Squid get to grips with the verglas covering the rough slabs.

The three newer climbers receive plenty of advice and encouragement as they seek secure placements for the their axes and paws .

Scotland is known for its mixed climbing and one minute the team are kicking their crampons into thick hard snow ice and the next they are delicately trying to find purchase on slippery rocks.
7 A frozen gully offers the opportunity for Wolfie and Bosun to try out some nice bridging moves.
The gully is also excellent for placing the new speedy ice screws and trying out the terrier ice anchor.

I felt most anxious when LBB and LPB decided to try out figure of 4 climbing moves on steep ice. I think they did too!

We climbed steadily higher and higher. I lost count of how many pitches we had climbed

Kick thrust, kick thrust ! Keep the rhythm going up and up and up we go.
This is the last pitch every fur! You’ve reached the top, one final effort and you’ve made it!
Hurrah! We have reached the summit by a new climbing route, I wonder what we should call it? fancy paw! 🤔
While the team have been climbing the Bear Lodge Instructors were spied carrying some big packs up the side of the mountain!
And the summit feast was perhaps the biggest picnic Ben Dorain had ever seen! And bear were we hungry!
But the expedition is not a success until everyfur is safely down and we have one last adventure in store! Kite Jumping!
Mountaineers in the Southern Highlands stopped and stared as the MountaineeringBears went sailing by!
Congratulations to the team on a successful mission and thank you to all our pals for climbing with Bear Lodge, The Mountaineering School for Bears, run by Bears.

Mountaineering Polar Bear Style.

Beariac is a Polar Bear from the Artic who heard about the beauty of the Scottish Highlands and wanted to visit Scotland. Word reached him that Bear Lodge, a Mountaineering School for Bears, run by Bears, deep in the Cairngorm Mountains was looking for an instructor to specialise in snow and ice survival and mountaineering skills. He decided to apply for the position.

The Bears at Bear Lodge were thrilled to have Beariach join their team. Together with Big Ted, Bear Lodge principal and Munro the senior instructor he devised a winter mountaineering course based on the natural attributes of bears and the knowledge of polar bears

The Bear Lodge Team

Some of Bear Lodges most loyal furriends and experienced adventurers were keen to sign up for The Mountaineering Polar Bear Style course.

The course members gathered at the foot of the mountains. Front row, left to right LBB, Scrambles, Emma, Arthur, Nanook, Sb, Bosun. Row steggo, Kitty, Jerry and Rexy.
As the group set out in the deep snow their paws keep sinking and sliding around. They were missing their snowshoes and crampons. Hmm! They thought, This natural stuff is going to be hard work.
But Beariach has been watching their struggles. Polar Bears have paws as large as dinner plates which, like snowshoes, stop them sinking in the snow. He shows all the team how they can spread out their own paws to give a bigger surface area and use the raised areas on their paw pads called papillae to provide friction on the snow and ice to stop them slipping around.
Paws are amazing. Beariach teaches the team how they can use their paws and claws in the place of ice axes and to crampons to climb snow and ice, to arrest an unintended slip and to enjoy a controlled slide down the slopes.
When travelling across fragile ice polar bears move spread eagled to distribute their weight and use their short claws and sticky paws to propel themselves. He led the expedition across a frozen loch practicing this technique. They soon got the hang of it but it was bit cold on the tummy!
Sometime when travelling through the mountains in winters Bears have to jump a ravine or crevasse which can be dangerous if the snow on the other side is fragile. Beariach explained how a spreadeagled landing can make this much safer
Polar Bears find their mates and their prey by smell. All bears and anipals have an excellent sense of smell. Beariach encourages the team to learn each other’s smell so they will all be always able to find each other easily and stay safe.

As well as smell, polar bears use the sun, the stars and even the pull of magnetic north to navigate thousands of miles across frozen landscapes. The MountaineeringBears were eager to learn these skills, here they are concentrating on sensing magnetic north then orienting themselves in the direction they want to travel.
When a storm blew in, bringing white out conditions the MountaineeringBears kept sniffing the air to make sure they were all together, and stayed attuned to magnetic north to keep travel in the right direction.
As the weather deteriorated further Beariach led the team to the lee side of the slope, where the snow was deepest and demonstrated how to use paws and claws to dig snow cave where they could shelter from the blizzard
They tunnelled out an amazing den had lots of fun exploring below the snow!
The storm cleared and it was safe to leave the den. But not everyfur emerged. Where was the rest of the team.
When LBB, Arthur, Emma and Rexy came out of the cave the landscape had changed and there were no other furs around. Their instincts told them they had come out on the other side of the mountain! They could smell their furriends, but the scent was faint, and the pull of the mountain summit felt closer. They decided the safest plan was to head for the summit and hopefully meet the rest of the team on top.
The smell of pals heading towards the mountain summit was drifting on the air, so Beariach and the rest of the team began climbing. The steep gully was a good test of their new skills.
Dig your claws into the firm snow #MountaineeringBears not much further to go now.
And on the other side of the mountain LBB and furriends were using all the skills they have been taught to scale the icey slabs.
Hurrah! all the MountaineeringBears meet up on the top of Braeriach! Pleased and relieved that the team was together again and proud of their new found skills there was much hugging and sniffing and cheering. No fur was more pleased, relieved and proud than Beariach! But he also knew that the expedition was not over until everyfur was safely down.

Fortunately the descent went smoothly and Beariach had one last lesson for the team as he led them through the notorious chalamain gap pass in the dark. Polar Bears have developed excellent night vision for surviving in the long artic winter nights, but without artificial lights all the team’s night vision was much improved. Using all their amazing bear and animal skills the team navigate safely back home.

Beariach and Bear Lodge would like to thanks all our pals on Bluesky for coming on this adventure with us and making it such good fun.

Kings of the Swingers

In the first Bear Lodge adventure of the autumn season a team of experienced Mountaineering Bears +1dog are camped in the Beinn Eighe Nature Reserve ready to take embark on a challenging mountaineering route across Meall a Ghuibhais & Rhuadh Stac Beag.

The team are gathered and ready to go. Big Ted, The Principal of Bear Lodge, wishes them well with their challenge and has some words of advice ” It can be a fine line between meeting the challenge and taking unnecessary risks. Be mindful to make the right call’

The Team:- SB, (in the red jumper) , Fred, Miss Twiggy, Ludvig, Baz, Endon, Jinjah, and LBB. Behind are their guides, me Munro, and Bosun.

Everyfur agreed that Big Ted’s advice was very sound and assured him they would work together and look after each other so that all the team felt safe as they faced the challenges ahead. Miss Twiggy generously reminded the bears that if ever they were in need of assistance they could hold onto her tail.

Starting their route on the Beinn Eighe Mountain Trail, they were amazed by the gleaming quartz crags and the view across Loch Maree to Slioch. Ludvig informed the team that quartz scores 7 on the mohrs hardness scale… rock hard.

Soon their was an opportunity to put paws on rock on the rough slabs. In places the rock was a bit Wibbly and the bears wondered if their paws would be long enough to reach the best holds, but with plenty of encouragement from Miss Twiggy and using the climbing techniques they had learnt as mountaineering bears good progress was made. The next dilemma was whether or not it was time to stop for cake!

From the mountain trail the team worked their way up towards the rocky northern nose of Meall a’Ghiubhais

All the furs were in agreement that the nose looked to steep and rocky to climb unroped. After some deliberation they decided to move together on the rope rather set up anchors and belays. This would technique would save time but still provide protection in case of a slip.

LBB and Endon make their way confidently up the rock despite the long drop beneath the.

Fred holds Miss Twiggy’s tail for a bit of aid climbing over the steep boulder. Ludvig appears to be using his hooms medal as sling. I wonder if his folk back home would approve of the use he is putting it too! 🤔

All the team are working well together with Jinjah and Baz being the first to reach the top.

Everyfur in their best noble poses for the team photo in front of Meall a’ Ghiubhais summit cairn.

And then it really is time to stop for lunch!

After lunch the team descend into the valley between the two mountains. As they plot their route up Rhuadh Stac Beag a cloud of midges descends on them. It is hard to hold your nerve when the wee beasties are up your nose and in your ears . But this is an experienced group of mountaineering bears and a dog, they are armed with insect repellents and head nets to keep the little horrors at bay.

An exposed walk up scree and steep grass leads to the base of a rocky cliff.

The plan at this point is to climb a route called ‘The Swingers’ it is graded Hard Barely Bearable, and with pawsome overhangs harder than anything they have previously attempted, but the whole team are up for it, indeed Jinjah is half way up the first pitch.

The crux is a gaping chasm and it’s Baz’s turn to lead. He is relieved to find a bomber gear placement above the hardest move, but still his furry knees are shaking as he pushes himself upwards

Phew! He is over it first try and making his way towards a series of ledges

Seated on the ledges and anchored in place Baz sets up the belay, ready to bring up the rest of the team.

Bosun and Fred are next, giving confidence to the rest of the furs as they pull themselves out of the chasm
Ludvig slips on his first attempt, but is soon back on the rock pulling himself up and over
Despite their different approaches SB and Endon are both up and over
Jinjah conquers the chasm with lots of small delicate movements!

When you are collie this type of climb is much harder and sometimes your legs just won’t bend in the right direction. Miss Twiggy showed great tenacity and bravery when she slipped and then swung on the rope, first to the left, then to the right. Many climbers may have given up at this point, but not the dog in #MountaineeringBears and 1dog. She grabbed the rough rock with her paw, managed to get a claw in over a small pebble and held on tight until she found a firmer paw hold and pull herself past the overhang. Her success was greeted with a round of applause from her fellow climbers as she joined them on the belay ledge.

LBB had a long wait for his turn and when you are last to climb there is plenty of time for trepidation to build up. Brave LBB did not let this hold him back. He gave the climb all he had got and his technique payed off as he was soon scaling the wall above the dreaded overhang.

On reaching the summit of Ruadh Stac Beag the team was bursting with pride at their success and it was high fives all round, accompanied by much whooping and hollering .

With the massive of Beinn Eighe in the background the stony top of Ruadh Stac Beag bears more than a passing resemblance to the surface of the moon. So convincing is the moonscape that moonbugs have taken up residence, it has even fooled some passing astronauts who have left their buggies behind much to the delight of the mountaineering bears and 1dog.

It had been a long day and even with the help of the buggies to traverse the mountain, the sun was going down by the time the team were abseiling down the great slab on the end of Ruadh Stac Beag.

And when they reached the valley the sun had set. Ploughing across marshy ground and wading through streams by the light of head torches just about everyfur ended up with wet paws and a muddy bum. It was tempting to rush, but they kept calm, watching where they placed there paws and following the compass bearing avoiding injuries and mishaps.

One paw in front of the other they trudged, singing to keep up their spirits but secretly wondering if some bear had moved the campsite or if they had bypassed it in the dark. And then they saw lights in the distance, and as they got closer saw it was Big Ted and Corbett coming out of the tent to congratulate them.